I phone. the new yellow pages.

Action figure, what’s his name, the actor who buffs up to play gladiators. You know the one. He’s one of those accent folks who makes it in hollywood. Anyhow, he makes the mistake that many of his followers make. He takes action, when none is required. And so he acts badly. He strikes out. Ironic, eayh mayt?

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