too serious to be taken seriously… too serious to be smart …
Don Ho committed suicide rather than insult the Rutgrrz Team with his “tiny boobies” theme song…

INS agents began evicting the millions of Ho’s from our borders. Sweeps began early this morning throughout china towns across americo. Unexpected consequence seems to be that many immigrants begin changing century old family names… alas, nothing else to do for a very polite peoples republic.

First amendment sin — Amos-n-Imus
Second amendment sin — 32 dead in Virginia
And a direct deposit into the heaven of your fee choice

It was announced today by the ambassador, that New Zealand has reconsidered introducing a line of women’s woolen ware that had been slated for next falls shopping season. The line of leggings was to appear under the trademark “Nappi Hose”, but in light of the righteous states of americo’s passage of the Worst Amendment this week the sheep farmers have set aside plans “until further study has concluded.”