Nugent And Secret Service Meet

Ted Nugent, codename: quick-shot, and the Secret Service are meeting to discuss the finer points of seduction, ammo selection, as well as other undisclosed topics.
I believe this is just another of those “bullet bullshitters” events. Mother, apple pie, and flag-draped coffins not withstanding.

Hookers: Ahhh

Apparently the reason for the meeting is so that the SS can learn how to ditch their own hookers without them going public. Ted is famous for his unpaid hooker bills. It seems, that ,and transexual fans are his only source of LUV.

Ripped From The Deadlines

Once upon a time

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The proof is in the putting. As you wish, 43 is one year more than Jesus got.

You used to laugh about

Now you realize

Dead — Hope your fans remember you longer than this weekend.