State College. Riots today after the Ninny Liars fired their head coach, Joe Pedophile.
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All Sperm Eaters… Attention
Mississippi Newsline —
Voters have just affirmed that life begins an ejaculation. Legislators are weighing this referendum as they consider an allied law requiring all effort be given to saving human life. Sam Bowls has speculated that this means the ejaculate must be collected and preserved until a suitable hostess is found.
Presidenta Perry Requests Aide
Richard Perry, Presidenta of the Republic of Texas, today asked for foreign aide from the United States of America and Mexico for aide in fighting the fires raging in the center of the Triangle, also known as the heart of Texas. “Texas is unable to fund such a massive operation at this time”, a Perry aide said, and would, in the future, repay the foreign aide rendered at this time.
In an interview with the commissioner of ranch and game fees, she said that “it is doubtful that aide can be repaid since game bird revenue has fallen sharply since the secession of Texas just over 5 years ago.”
Perry nor his Secretary of Aide Requests was able to comment directly as they are at their ranches for the opening of hunting season.
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