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Presidenta Perry Requests Aide

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Richard Perry, Presidenta of the Republic of Texas, today asked for foreign aide from the United States of America and Mexico for aide in fighting the fires raging in the center of the Triangle, also known as the heart of Texas. “Texas is unable to fund such a massive operation at this time”, a Perry aide said, and would, in the future, repay the foreign aide rendered at this time.
In an interview with the commissioner of ranch and game fees, she said that “it is doubtful that aide can be repaid since game bird revenue has fallen sharply since the secession of Texas just over 5 years ago.”

Perry nor his Secretary of Aide Requests was able to comment directly as they are at their ranches for the opening of hunting season.

CATO Releases Obesity Study

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CATO, the well known think-tank founded on libertarian principles, has, over this past weekend, released their study of obesity. This study was conducted over the past twenty years. It has received funding from several sources, not just its usual backers.

Its most startling founding, certain to receive strong remarks from both sides of the press, the mainstream and the yellowstream, is that, counter to prevailing logic,

“eating more, in fact, leads to weight loss, rather than has previously been stated in the mainstream media…”

In their methodology section they pay tribute to Austrian philosopher Hans Hoppe, whose groundbreaking book ” Rather Than Discover, Deny” is used across American Universities. This text is available in our gift shop “To Your Right.”