The Reality Show

So, you think you could write a song that moved the world, or at least one block of subscribers.
Could you write Sad Eye Lady in three days? What if you were given $20,000 and three days?
The Creator Show wants you.
The gist: participants risk life itself, without them or audience knowing the final outcome. Without knowing the nature of their reward, or whether they live. Death is issued to the losers, but neither its form, nor it as punishment is known to viewer or participant until the final episode.

How many viewers, how much money will be made in this “Ultimate Reality?”

It takes place on Libertarian Island. Enough off shore to be its own nation. Praise Theil.

All Sperm Eaters… Attention

Mississippi Newsline —
Voters have just affirmed that life begins an ejaculation. Legislators are weighing this referendum as they consider an allied law requiring all effort be given to saving human life. Sam Bowls has speculated that this means the ejaculate must be collected and preserved until a suitable hostess is found.