All Sperm Eaters… Attention

Mississippi Newsline —
Voters have just affirmed that life begins an ejaculation. Legislators are weighing this referendum as they consider an allied law requiring all effort be given to saving human life. Sam Bowls has speculated that this means the ejaculate must be collected and preserved until a suitable hostess is found.

More Of, ER, Stuff

from another commercial speak:

Communication across devices has never been more simple

Gone, is the “er” stage. No more “simpler”, instead, we speak more simple than before. It isn’t simpler to say, just the way of today.